Gotta go! Will be online tomorrow. :)
If you say so, Golden Boy.
Haven’t heard that in a looooong time, Charm. :P
"No, you're an idiot. Those things don't make me laugh. You're lucky I'm not cutting your leg off for it... kidding. :p Don't ask, just get the cord."
That hurts, you bitch. D:
"...You idiot, Messi's from Barcelona and my family's from Madrid. Get something FCB related and you'll die before you step into the house. Get him an extension cord, he'll love you forever."
…………….Oh, oh yeah, damn fuck, I forgot.
Whoops, don’t lie, I made you laugh. :P
An extension cord…? Alright, that seems easy enough.
"He doesn't hate you, he doesn't love you either. But he's nice to the people he tolerates because my dad is fucking awesome. You'll be fine."
I’ll have to apologize to him and get him something. Maybe a shirt signed by Messi or something. Or wine.
"I will do it, if you try to get me a bodyguard. You can take Charles when I leave for Paris this weekend, if you want. I already told dad."
Does your Dad hate me or
"Get me a bodyguard, and I'll butcher the entire population of this country. :p I'll be fine, I'm not going to be on my own anyway."
You won’t do that! You don’t want Charles to know that his Mother annihilated a country!
I know. I trust you with yourself.